I can increase US productivity and ultimately Gross Domestic Product with one simple workplace rule. People can only use 35 non work-related words per day. The rule is meant for everyone but it would most affect women.
They couldn't spend 25 minutes every morning and afternoon talking about their miserable husbands or their precious little minis running off to day care or school. Nothing about breakfast or where they are going/went to lunch, what they had, how it tasted, their afternoon coffee, their complaints about working conditions, the office jackasses personal life, some shittyass recipes, stupid rumors about someone's wife, their god-awful disney vacation from 4 years ago, how they will make 2010 better than 2009, an upcoming weekend, a pointless college story, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah.
Just stop it. Thirty five non-essential words every day.
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