Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Chicks in Japanese Sports Cars

Next time you see on of those little Japanese sports cars on the road, check out the driver. Nine out of ten are driven by very hot, red-necky or white-trashy chicks. Seriously, take a look.

That led me to a more complete generalization of chicks and their cars...

stripper - Japanese sports car or Jeep Wrangler
country chick - pick-up, pre-1990
college chick w/o rich Dad - Jetta
college chick w/rich Dad - BMW convertible
early career chick (college educated) - BMW 3 Series
early career chick (no college) - Honda Accord
Mom - minivan (duh)
Mom w/lots of kids - Suburban
Mom w/breast implants - Escalade
hot Mom w/short husband - Hummer
hot Mom w/standard husband - SUV
divorcee w/o kids - Porsche
divorcee w/kids - expensive SUV
hot older lady with even older husband - Maserati

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