I started noticing 'truck balls' about two years ago. The first time I saw something like this I ended up following the guy for three or four miles in the wrong direction just to be sure that it was what I thought it was. Once I stopped behind him at a traffic light I realized that it was exactly what I thought it was. I turned around and headed back in the right direction laughing for quite a while. Now I am beginning to see them pretty regularly.
I grew up in a small town out in the country with lots of farmers. When my farmer buddies would buy a new truck they would immediately remove the back gate. I know this was funtional for loading hay but I also know there was a certain amount of pride associated with farming and this was a way to say, 'Yea, I gotta new truck but it ain't for goin' into town. Its a workin' truck.'
What statement are these 'truck balls' making? Is the drivier telling you that his truck is so fucking cool that it has testicales? Or is he saying that HE has gigantic, overgrown testicles? Is this cool? I really don't know. I think the answer lies with the woman in the passenger seat - if there is one.
Seriously dude?
What is the chance that the driver actually gets to use his testicles for their actual purpose? If there is no woman in the passenger seat, I think the chances are less than 5%. If there is women in the passenger seat, I think the chances are 100%.
What do you think?
I also see that they make a set in blue for upper middle class, suburban dudes who are married.
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