Thursday, September 3, 2009

Men are Crazy Too

I got to thinking, how does crazy manifest itself in men? The answer is, it depends on socio-economic factors. Here are the reactions to some unfortunate life-occurrences for both blue-collar and white-collar people.

Dog shits in house
blue - kick dog
white - send dog back to breeder

Aggressive driving
blue - street fight
white - middle finger

Loss of job
blue - two week bender around a stock car race
white - trip to vegas

Wife cheats
blue - shoot guy drilling wife
white - fuck co-worker


I personally think that blue-collar guys despise white-collar guys but white-collar guys really like and appreciate blue-collar guys. However, it doesn't really matter because they very rarely mix socially.

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