Monday, March 9, 2009

Rulers of the World

If women truly understood their power they would absolutely rule the world. They would rule developed countries, they would rule rogue nations and they would rule third world countries as well. They would even rule in anarchy.

Its simple. They have what most all men want and most men will do anything to get it. Think I've oversimplified it? Here's a few examples...

1. Barack Obama wants to pass some law to promote economic activity. He talks it over with every member of his team. He meets with experts, congressmen, business people - virtually every stakeholder. But every night he climbs into bed with his wife. If she disagrees with the law, she will let him know. She will explain her position, tell him he's wrong, nag the hell out of him and ultimately withhold pleasure until she gets the desired outcome. All of the economists at Northwestern simply can not exert the type of influence that she can.

2. Hugo Chavez wants to take more money from fellow Venezuelans for his personal use. This one's a little tougher because he is a dictator. However, if all of the women in his entourage refused sex with him he would ultimately change his mind. in this case they are only as strong as their weakest member but with solidarity they could break even him.

3. Zimbabwe. Women simply stop providing sex to the men who control government. Again, solidarity is required and no one can break ranks just to move into the one house in town that has running water - say the local warlord. After a while, the men would let the women do most anything as long as they were able to diddle them when they wanted.

It would take years to reverse today's gender imbalance but the fact remains that men will do almost anything to get laid. If you doubt this, think back to stuff you did in college to impress a girl or to get her alone. Add years of positive reinforcement and we would end up with absolutely no power.

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