What do they all have in common? Sadly, they are becoming synonyms and when viewed in a much larger perspective they correlate perfectly. Need proof? Spend ten minutes on a very popular social networking site and pay attention to the absolute bullshit that people post in the "what are you doing now" section. First question, who cares that you are waiting to watch Lost? Second, don't you feel "Lost"? Third, don't you feel like an idiot when you take the time to sit down at a computer, log in to the site and type what you are doing in a six inch box at the top of the page. Some great examples of what people are doing now: waiting for work to end, enjoying the weather, finishing dinner and about to start baths for the kids. Someone actually stopped in the middle of the chaos that is after dinner / before bed and decided to post what they were doing. That is a blatant advertisement that you are ignoring your kids for the two and a half hours you actually get
to see them in a day in order to tell all your "friends" what you are doing. A person whom I believed to be of reasonable intelligence just posted that they had fun "fellowshipping" with their friends. Seriously? This person is 38 and just used the word "fellowshipping" as a verb. We are witnessing the audacity of stupidity.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Rulers of the World
If women truly understood their power they would absolutely rule the world. They would rule developed countries, they would rule rogue nations and they would rule third world countries as well. They would even rule in anarchy.
Its simple. They have what most all men want and most men will do anything to get it. Think I've oversimplified it? Here's a few examples...
1. Barack Obama wants to pass some law to promote economic activity. He talks it over with every member of his team. He meets with experts, congressmen, business people - virtually every stakeholder. But every night he climbs into bed with his wife. If she disagrees with the law, she will let him know. She will explain her position, tell him he's wrong, nag the hell out of him and ultimately withhold pleasure until she gets the desired outcome. All of the economists at Northwestern simply can not exert the type of influence that she can.
2. Hugo Chavez wants to take more money from fellow Venezuelans for his personal use. This one's a little tougher because he is a dictator. However, if all of the women in his entourage refused sex with him he would ultimately change his mind. in this case they are only as strong as their weakest member but with solidarity they could break even him.
3. Zimbabwe. Women simply stop providing sex to the men who control government. Again, solidarity is required and no one can break ranks just to move into the one house in town that has running water - say the local warlord. After a while, the men would let the women do most anything as long as they were able to diddle them when they wanted.
It would take years to reverse today's gender imbalance but the fact remains that men will do almost anything to get laid. If you doubt this, think back to stuff you did in college to impress a girl or to get her alone. Add years of positive reinforcement and we would end up with absolutely no power.
Its simple. They have what most all men want and most men will do anything to get it. Think I've oversimplified it? Here's a few examples...
1. Barack Obama wants to pass some law to promote economic activity. He talks it over with every member of his team. He meets with experts, congressmen, business people - virtually every stakeholder. But every night he climbs into bed with his wife. If she disagrees with the law, she will let him know. She will explain her position, tell him he's wrong, nag the hell out of him and ultimately withhold pleasure until she gets the desired outcome. All of the economists at Northwestern simply can not exert the type of influence that she can.
2. Hugo Chavez wants to take more money from fellow Venezuelans for his personal use. This one's a little tougher because he is a dictator. However, if all of the women in his entourage refused sex with him he would ultimately change his mind. in this case they are only as strong as their weakest member but with solidarity they could break even him.
3. Zimbabwe. Women simply stop providing sex to the men who control government. Again, solidarity is required and no one can break ranks just to move into the one house in town that has running water - say the local warlord. After a while, the men would let the women do most anything as long as they were able to diddle them when they wanted.
It would take years to reverse today's gender imbalance but the fact remains that men will do almost anything to get laid. If you doubt this, think back to stuff you did in college to impress a girl or to get her alone. Add years of positive reinforcement and we would end up with absolutely no power.
Chance Encounters
Is life random or is it planned out? I don't have an answer but I do love it when I am randomly treated to a ridciulously hot chick in an unexpected place.
Today I was at the hospital to visit a friend whose wife had a baby. We have a nice visit, I admire the baby, some friendly chatter about nothing in particular and then I set out to leave. My buddy decides to take the trip to the Lobby with me.
The elevator stops on the way down and this chick struts in with an absolutely killer frame. Fabulous cans that, if they were not enhanced, were damn near perfect. Tight little t-shirt and yoga-type pants.
My buddy and I are obviously ,though knowing what each was thinking. We get to the Lobby and go outside the building to discuss what we just saw. More midless chatter about how hot she was and that she probably wanted at least one of us.
Just as we were dicussing the chances that we see something like that she comes out of the building and walks right by us. We get the full frontal and then a shot as she walks away. Terrific.
It made me wonder. Did that happen for a reason?
Today I was at the hospital to visit a friend whose wife had a baby. We have a nice visit, I admire the baby, some friendly chatter about nothing in particular and then I set out to leave. My buddy decides to take the trip to the Lobby with me.
The elevator stops on the way down and this chick struts in with an absolutely killer frame. Fabulous cans that, if they were not enhanced, were damn near perfect. Tight little t-shirt and yoga-type pants.
My buddy and I are obviously ,though knowing what each was thinking. We get to the Lobby and go outside the building to discuss what we just saw. More midless chatter about how hot she was and that she probably wanted at least one of us.
Just as we were dicussing the chances that we see something like that she comes out of the building and walks right by us. We get the full frontal and then a shot as she walks away. Terrific.
It made me wonder. Did that happen for a reason?
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