All Women are Crazy

A woman once asked me; "Melvin, you are the most amazing writer. You totally understand a woman. How are you able to see our perspective?"

I said, "Its easy sweetheart. I think like a man and then remove all reason and accountability."

I am not sure that all women lack reason and accountability but I am quite sure that most every woman on the planet is walking around in some state of craziness. This is not craziness that would necessarily have them committed. It is simple, every day crazy that floats around in their heads. The funny thing is that if they could harness their own craziness they would rule the world. (see impending blog entry under sexual control.)

Every one of us who is in a hetero relationship deals with degrees of crazy. In fact, when you finally chose your spouse you undoubtedly had a conversation with yourself about the crazy shit in your prospective mate's head. Ultimately you chose one who maybe only hits a 1 or 2 on the crazy meter instead of a 10.

I know of a very successfull attorney who travels with a stuffed animal that she has convinced herself is more than an inanimate object. It has a name and she protects it like a living, breathing child. That my friends, is a 10 on the crazy meter.

There is crazy redneck 10 too. This is the one who would set your pick-up on fire if she ever found out you cheated on her. More on blue-collar vs. white collar crazy later.

My point here is; before you engage in any conversation with any woman, remember that they are playing with a completely different deck of cards than you are. If you recognize this entering into the conversation, you will not be led into their den of craziness.