Office Chicks

Given that its football season and I've been spending a good bit of time at the office, I've decided to play a little game.  Trying to use well-known quarterbacks to describe some office personalities.  If you work in an office with more than 30 people, you can relate to most of these women who will pass through your work life...

Alex Smith - Nondescript chick - works in another department, don't know her name, couldn't pick her out of a line-up

Drew Brees - Borderline chick who wins you over with personality

Eli Manning - Mysterious chick - doesn't ever say much, doesn't smile very often but someone you would be perfectly happy to end up with

Tony Romo -Teaser chick - really nice looking chick with great personality, offers lots of promise yet always ends up fucking you

Peyton Manning - Perfect chick - smart, creative, important, well-respected by all, completely hot and overall off-the-charts\

Joe Flacco - New chick - looks really good most of the time, flashes of brilliance

Ben Roethlisberger - Moderately hot chick - will absolutely have sex with you but you end up at the doctor's office with an infection

Tom Brady - Perennial great chick - consistently hot, great performer, always looks good

Raiders Quarterback (whoever it is) - Disaster chick - complete zero on all levels, nothing positive, never want to be with her, even in an all-company meeting

Mistaken Identity

Today I was doing some research on a Confederate Army General named, Braxton Bragg.  My google search turned up the following image...



Seriously, look it up.  This famously incompetent Civil War General is the namesake of a southern rock band who had the smarts to use this photo as an album cover.

A smokinhot chick wearing a cowboy hat and not much else.  Inviting you to share a bottle of Jim Beam without a glass.  Very nice!