Seriously, if your cell phone is clipped on your belt, you either have too big of a phone, too much shit in your pockets or you are a closet Trekkie who feels a bit more important/invinceable by having the phone (phaser!?) on your belt.
You look like a major tool. See my old post about, "Are you a tool?" Like a fanny pack, having the phone on your belt makes you an automatic tool.
In 10 years we will look back at photos of this era and wonder what the fuck that thing is on the idiot's belt.
This isn't a vanity issue, its a sanity issue.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Dudes Dress the Same
Watching people is one of my favorite things to do. I recently saw three 40 year old guys walking together wearing virtually the exact same outfit. Jean shorts, running shoes and horrendous golf shirts.
It got me thinking about everyone's desire to fit in...
Frat boys:
Tough guys:
Celeb wannabees (down to the shoes):
Dudes trying to hold on (really hard):
This last pic was the inspiration for a recent post about cell phones on your belt. Take a good long look at thee guy in the middle. Belted jeans with a badboy tshirt tucked in. Jesus H!!
Suburban white chicks too:
Frat girls?
Even middle-aged hotties:
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